Blonde ride

1. sex with a blonde woman.
2. a woman with blonde hair.

1. John's got a blonde ride for tonight.
2. Look at that hot blonde ride.

by Deep blue 2012 October 16, 2009

Blonde Mafia

A group of three girls who like to get in over their head.

I'm not scared. I don't need 3 people backing me up.

by IcyHaku December 2, 2004

Bleach Blonde Amber

A typical no brained slutty blonde with no moral values. She lives off of her parents, they raise her daughter. She is easy, loose and has long nasty wizard sleeves. Don't let the cleavage fool y'all, those big things hang and have sausage nips. Eeeeewww!

That dumb snatch is a bleach blonde amber!

by Phat Dick Nick December 15, 2016

blonde blackie

A black haired person who acts blonde.

austun is a blonde blackie

by hbic123 January 23, 2010

San Jose Blonde

noun - Asian girl, typically with naturally long black hair that has been chemically altered with bleach or hydrogen peroxide. Normally found in San Jose, CA. Associated closely to the natural blonde and gold digger. Drawn to locations where guys have luxury cars.

Dude, did you see that San Jose blonde jocking my ride.

by shortcut3d October 1, 2008

how to entertain a blonde

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by Diablo the Echidna February 27, 2004

Tour de Blonde

When men travel to Scandinavian and Eastern European countries to sex tourism.

Arthur do Val can’t wait to get back to São Paulo to buy his tickets to go on his own Tour de Blonde. Renan Santos is right, the Tour de Blonde is the best way experience sex tourism in the Eastern Europe.

by Bocão March 12, 2022