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1) A certain colour of hair

2) A stereotype- taken as either an insult or compliment- Positive and Negative ways:

Negative (said by non-blondes): meaning a highly unintelligent, hyperactive, annoying, loud, generally self-loving and arrogant 'person'.

Positive (usually said by themselves, sometimes with regular spelling and/or grammer errors): More intelligent than non-blondes, More sexy than non-blondes, Bigger breasts (if female) than non-blondes, more of a fun life than non-blondes, generally better people than non-blondes.

Although obviously I myself am a non-blonde and have prejudice towards them, that dosen't change the fact that:
both ways are wrong. It's just a hair colour, it dosen't make anyone more or less intelligent, more or less 'sexy', have smaller or bigger breasts, or anything. Indeed many people may find 'blondes' more attractive, but that's just their taste- i myself do not.
"Im blonde wich means im more sexy than u and have got bigger boobs 2 and am more inteligant than u"
"No, it just means you have blonde hair. The fact that you think it makes you those things is what makes you stupid"

"hahaha a blonde she looks so thick"
"Actually i know her- she's quite intelligent"

"ur blonde, ur sexy, u have big boobs i bet, can i c them ;)"
"um... who do you think i am? not a chance!, f**k off!"
Blonde by Sevannah August 11, 2004
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blondinger 

Colour of hair dyed from ginger to blonde. Probably due to extreme shame of being ginger. The owner/culprit also deny dying it and instead claim that somehow ginger hair turns blonde over time.
Steven Tickle is blondinger.
blondinger by Siht July 26, 2004

blondelexia 

Suffering a blond moment to the Nth Degree.
(also bblexia: bleach blondelexia)
Scott could have slapped himself over his blondelexia about what happened.
blondelexia by scott mccowan July 29, 2007

blonde cheer 

Someone: Hey, do the blonde cheer!

Blonde: (giggle) OK! I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea...
blonde cheer by gxoa2 October 24, 2008

blonde on blonde 

1. Name of a Bob Dylan album.

2. An amazing duo of trance-rock
"Kite and Fly left Australia with just a guitar and a fur coat, but still made it through Paris, Berlin, and London to hook up with musican Donovan Whittemore... They remind me of an age when a girl could travel the world with nothing but a lipstick and end up in a bathtub with John Lennon writing Norwegien Wood for them."- FACE MAGAZINE
woo. blonde on blonde *sways*
blonde on blonde by megaphonium March 20, 2010

Blonde Jesus 

(noun, adjective) A blonde-haired person that resembles Jesus Christ, our Lord and saviour.
Eg. "Madi Smith is a Blonde Jesus for many reasons. One of which is her thick and long, luscious blonde locks and another is her Jesus-like appearance and personality!"
Blonde Jesus by pseudondonym November 11, 2011