good morning god bless

When you eat breakfast, drink coffee and shit at the same time.

"What's taking so long"
"It's a good morning god bless"
"Alright take as much time as you want"

by CHUCKNORRIS'SASSHOLE May 23, 2018

Blessed Karl

A Blessed Karl is when you time a sneeze to violently defecate into your partner's face, and they finish the act by saying "Bless you". Similar to a Hot Karl, Warm Karl, and Cold Karl by involving poop, but somehow more Hungarian in nature.

I was trying to gift my lady with a Cold Karl the other night, but my allergies kicked in. It became a Blessed Karl. I'm single now.

by CAFFILNELL March 2, 2024

blessing

blessing is the girl only little people like,she tries to hard to make new friends but ends up getting embarrassed,rude and disrespectful for no reason,problematic because she always wants issues

“there’s some ugly girl trending on snap,
“lool must be blessing”

by s1dotz January 18, 2022

blessing an ass

the act of ejaculating onto an ass

bro, you don't even know, i totally blessed that chicks ass last night.

Have you blessing an ass yet broskie?

by assgod6969 May 24, 2017

Birthday blessings

To be thankful for the love shown, great friends, and friendly reminders that people care.

I’m grateful for the birthday blessings I was bestowed and the loved one close I hold dear.

by Titus dyfilid February 25, 2019

Blessing day

Every Thursday everyone must give blessing $2.

“Where’s my money”
“What money”
“It’s blessing day”
“Here *gives”

by Rennet August 25, 2021

well bless your little heart

To tell someone thank you very much for pointing out their own mistake.

Person A: "You've got some toilet paper stuck on your shoe".
Person B: "Well bless your little heart".

by FinnishSuperman June 3, 2011