Batman

Superhero with no superpowers

Look at Batman

by ParkDaddy69 May 28, 2019

Batman logic

Given enough time to prepare for any encounter, Batman will win.

Batsy: What are you, retarded? I'm the goddamn Batman!

Bystander: How did he just-
Bystander 2: Batman logic.
Bystander: But that doesn't make sense! How can he defeat-
Bystander 2: Don't question it. He's the goddamn Batman.

by PatchworkPsycho March 28, 2017

Batman's Bedtime

Dawn, when the night is over and it's time to crash.

We had no idea how long we were talking and then now here we find that it's Batman's Bedtime, so we called it a night.

by arf79 July 20, 2023

Batman

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Batman!

"Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Batman!"

by memesaregud May 23, 2022

Batman

SIMON JAMES WILLIAMS JR

Look at Batman ~ in reality they’re just looking at Simon

by Bruce Wayne is not Batman March 16, 2024

Batman on Drugs

An old Youtube and popular ringtone that involves a...weird song that sounds like complete gibberish while Batman shakes his head like he's having a seizure.

Batman on Drugs be like:

HIININININIIINNINNIINNIIIEIEIENININEINEIE

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021

Batman Schmeh

A phrase used in place of any actual words in a conversation between two teenage girls with multi-colored hair. Variants of this phrase such as "Batman crunch schmeh" "Crunch Man Bat Schmeh" or "man crunch schmeh bat derp" are also commonly used for variety.

I heard these two retarded girls talking the other day, they were like screaming "BATMAN SCHMEH" at each other and then at the cars on the road.

by violentTardface2.0 March 4, 2011