do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

by The Bandit May 8, 2008

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

shlong a bitch over a barrel while she reads the United States Constitution.

I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair

I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.

by Young Metros Trustee July 4, 2016

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.

My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

by crashdagamer December 30, 2021

just tell peppy you couldn't do a barrel roll because you were too busy getting stoned

He'll understand

Press Z or R twice!

by The Pimp March 5, 2004

Barrel

Punch kick!

(pretend that nothing is here *barrel*)

by Allnamesaretakengoddamnit May 12, 2025

barrel-iron

A gun, most likely a .38.

He placed his barrel-iron between the teeth and aimed at the roof of his mouth and shot.

by BrazBiz April 15, 2015

Double Barrel

When you fuck up in a completely and easily avoidable manner

"The patient was injured severely in a chainsaw juggling competition, he really double barreled it this time"

by BigOleDirtyDirty August 1, 2017