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do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed
when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss
by The Bandit May 8, 2008
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Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

shlong a bitch over a barrel while she reads the United States Constitution.
I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair

I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.
by Young Metros Trustee July 4, 2016
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The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.
My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.
by crashdagamer December 30, 2021
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bitch barrel

the term given to anyone who is using the grenade launcher in a CoD game. only the NOOBS use it
the bitch barrel is the knobbiest weapon in CoD
by octocat11 June 22, 2014
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Monkey dance in a barrel

when two (or more) people perform the devil’s tango, aka Bus Blanket Bingo in a small enclosed place.
For example, Jake and Sierra were caught doing the Monkey Dance in a Barrel in a band practice room.
by jefferson bane August 2, 2022
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barrel rider

One of Bilbo Bagins many nicknames
- wow thats the Ringkeeper
- don't you mean the Barrel Rider
by Solitudith September 29, 2019
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