Bailey Jordan

A man that clearly has an abnormally large penis.

Jesus Christ, that man there has a Bailey Jordan.

by BJ Bails November 23, 2021

Noah Bailey

A cool dude usually with a big schlong… likes to work out.

That Noah Bailey dude is the shit!

by bec-2314 July 13, 2024

baller bailey

Spitfire person, who loves deeply within their soul. Could confide in them for anything, and will long for them to do the same. Prepare to watch them fawn over poets & stories of love blooming within the souls surrounding them; and to fall in love with their view of the world. (also the love of cassidy’s life <3)

Baller Bailey is the light of your life, and will bring solace to your darkest times.

by nickmillerfanclub February 27, 2023

Corporal Bailey

(Adjective) used to describe someone being a try-hard and just an all around asshole to the public. He/she pulls people over for going 5mph over the limit. Old ladies are not safe either

“I just got pulled over by Corporal Bailey. What a douche bag. He was red in the face because I had a handicap placard hanging from my mirror!”

by buttchicken6969 September 22, 2025

Bailey

A dirty black piece of shit
A idiot

Has 0 friends
And has no features

Your a Bailey nigga

by I hate Bailey November 18, 2023

Bailey

A boy that wears his mums knickers and bends his toes and fingers his arse when wanking

You know that bailey, he likes bending his toes when wanking

by Jack mehof December 4, 2019

Bailey

A Bailey is a boy, who is caring, brave, courageous, and selfless. A Bailey normally is tall, handsome, has blonde or brown hair, blue or green eyes, and has an amazing smile. A Bailey isn't bound to one group of people he is friends with anyone and everyone. He isn't afraid to stand up for people. His love life is usually complicated most of the time he is friend zoned by girls, but he always has his heart set on one girl, the girl is usually his best friend and he is always afraid to tell her, how he feels. However, when he does he will either have his heart broken or have found the love of his life. A Bailey is an incredible friend and an even better lover, he loves to listen, and care for the people he loves the most, so much so he will always be willing to sacrifice everything for those he loves. If you ever find a Bailey hold on tight, and never be afraid to express your feelings to him, because he will always be afraid to express his to you.

Person 1: I miss bailey
Person 2: why?
Person1: I miss his smile and hugs, he always makes you forget all the bad!
Person 2: He does have that effect on people

by Advanced_Chronicle XCT July 3, 2020