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*Criminals commits a crime
*Somebody then reports the said crime to the Gotham PD
*The commissioner of the PD then for some weird reason orders his subordinate to shine the bat light in the clouds
*Either Bruce or Alfred then look at the light with concern for a few moments. (Meanwhile , the criminals have committed some more heinous crimes)
*Then Bruce uses some secret code/button/lever to access the batcave (which incidentally is filled with bat guano)
*He then proceeds to remove his robes and fit his body into a rubber/leather gimp suit. (The criminals have looted a few banks by now)
*While Alfred is prepping his fagmobile, Bruce is prepping Robin's rectum. His boy toy wonder
* Then the top-bottom pair gets into the car and remember they have to maneuver this beast of a car through the streets of a very urban setting of Gotham.
*After they reach the first crime scene, Bruce declares "I'm BATMAN!!"
I mean how faggy is this shit.
*Somebody then reports the said crime to the Gotham PD
*The commissioner of the PD then for some weird reason orders his subordinate to shine the bat light in the clouds
*Either Bruce or Alfred then look at the light with concern for a few moments. (Meanwhile , the criminals have committed some more heinous crimes)
*Then Bruce uses some secret code/button/lever to access the batcave (which incidentally is filled with bat guano)
*He then proceeds to remove his robes and fit his body into a rubber/leather gimp suit. (The criminals have looted a few banks by now)
*While Alfred is prepping his fagmobile, Bruce is prepping Robin's rectum. His boy toy wonder
* Then the top-bottom pair gets into the car and remember they have to maneuver this beast of a car through the streets of a very urban setting of Gotham.
*After they reach the first crime scene, Bruce declares "I'm BATMAN!!"
I mean how faggy is this shit.
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