Yanky bastard

An American you fat American shits get up and do something apart from being a bunch of faggots with vaginas and shooting up schools you fat dirty cunts TimFS I’ll chop ur whole family because their a bunch of hairy slags

You yanky bastard if you say soccer again will stab ur fat cunt in you prick

by English are trannys December 12, 2021

Birthday Bastard

The bastard who enjoys making birthdays less fun.

A: *Pops all the FUN COLOURFUL balloons and eats ALL the cake.*
B: You bastard.

*silence*

B: You birthday bastard.

by theSinWack June 9, 2023

bitch-bastard

Combined with both bitch and bastard. It referrs to an idiot or moron.

You can use it for both sexes. Also for a noun.

"Damn you, you bitch-bastard!"

"YOU stupid bitch-bastard work!"

by Maddie Jean October 4, 2005

Proddie Bastard

Offensive term applied to people of the protestant faith, most often by catholics.

"Your man is a filthy proddie bastard"
Reply "I never knew, lets set him on fire the tan prick."

by Tan-Killer October 19, 2008

Fearless Bastard

An internet meme that started out on Facebook. It's an expression used when someone does something that's either really daring, or not daring at all but is just something people sometimes don't do because they are courteous to others.

{Daring}
-The man walked through the everglades because he's a fearless bastard.
-I crossed the road without looking because I'm a fearless bastard.

{Not really daring}
-I ate the last piece of cake because I'm a fearless bastard.
-I learned how to ride a bike without training wheels because I'm a fearless bastard.
-I wrote 199 words on a 200 word essay because I'm a fearless bastard.

by BagelBoy August 8, 2011

horse bastard

a kind of combination horses ass and lying bastard. One who shows a lack of intelligence and/ or respect and trys to lie out of the situation.

Sometimes he can be such a horse bastard.

by Filliard Millmore September 5, 2009

Unlucky Bastard

It is like roulette. It is when a lot of men cum inside one woman. When that woman gives birth whichever man matches the DNA test of the baby, that is their baby.

We were hammered drunk and we decided to play Unlucky Bastard. I hope it isn't mine!

by adog69 April 28, 2011