do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

by The Bandit May 8, 2008

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

shlong a bitch over a barrel while she reads the United States Constitution.

I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair

I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.

by Young Metros Trustee July 4, 2016

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.

My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

by crashdagamer December 30, 2021

just tell peppy you couldn't do a barrel roll because you were too busy getting stoned

He'll understand

Press Z or R twice!

by The Pimp March 5, 2004

Fanny barrel/barreling

fanny ˈfænɪ
n pl -nies Slang

1. Brit the female genitals

2. Chiefly US and Canadian the buttocks

fanny barrel 'faeni ˈbarəl

n

Slang term for a lot of lesbians in one place which makes it easy for an attractive one to find more than one partner.

fanny barreling 'faeniˈbarəl/ing

vb

To attend a lesbian activity with the purpose of finding a better choice of partner/or more than one.

Example uses for Fanny barrel/barreling: 'finding a woman in this place, is as easy as shooting fannies in a barrel'
'I am going fanny barrelling tonight'
'I am a fanny barreller'

by Chief Fannie Barreler September 8, 2013

Cracker Barrel Baptism

First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)

“Ole Joe had one too many and gave Tami a Cracker Barrel Baptism while they was dancin”

by StrakeBleeter January 19, 2024

Double barrel

Taking two shots of fireball shooters at the same time

Want to rip some double barrels before going to this 2 year olds birthday party

by Stan halen December 14, 2018