Bald

Your hair fled your scalp to escape the smell of your shit for brains.

Hym "Bwahahahahaha! AHA! Bald! Baaaaaaaaaald!"

by Hym Iam December 30, 2024

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Get the Baldmug.

You’re bald

Stupid, ignorant, not knowing what the fuck 2+2 means.

Hey ump that call was terrible you’re bald!!

by Karen Krusty August 29, 2020

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Get the You’re baldmug.

National bald head day

November 21st expose a bald bitch

Hey it’s national bald head day expose ha bald ass

by Bucketgetta November 19, 2019

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Get the National bald head daymug.

Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.

We just passed a Bald Tire Eagle. We have to go back right now!

by Dartanian The Magnificent May 22, 2019

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