"When you make the most foolish decisions in a situation, especially when the correct decision was easily determinable."
-You have an important exam the next day, and you know you need a good night's sleep to perform well. However, you decide to stay up all night watching TV and playing video games, even though you know it's the stupidest thing to do given the circumstances. You are a crawling bat for doing so.
-You're on a diet and have been making progress. You're at a party and faced with a table full of unhealthy snacks. Despite knowing you should stick to your diet, you indulge excessively in unhealthy food, which is the stupidest thing you could do given your goal to stay healthy.
-You're on a diet and have been making progress. You're at a party and faced with a table full of unhealthy snacks. Despite knowing you should stick to your diet, you indulge excessively in unhealthy food, which is the stupidest thing you could do given your goal to stay healthy.
by Traycove September 18, 2023
Get the crawling batmug. by N3MOWEN December 8, 2020
Get the healthy-batmug. 
Dude devin, you are bat af right now.
OMG... Maddy, you are bat af, you don't have to frikin yell every time in the classroom.
Dude did you see that, Devin was being totally bat af when he asked all those girls out?
Babyface is bat af everyday
OMG... Maddy, you are bat af, you don't have to frikin yell every time in the classroom.
Dude did you see that, Devin was being totally bat af when he asked all those girls out?
Babyface is bat af everyday
by Mr. Cluckerz November 18, 2016
Get the bat afmug. To be disoriented. Term is derived from baseball, when shadows covering the field make it difficult for batters to gauge the speed of pitches.
My friend was totally batting in the shade when he was trying to order a drink after he spilled the last one all over the bartender.
When I woke up in that guy's bed, trying to find my clothes on the floor was like batting in the shade.
When I woke up in that guy's bed, trying to find my clothes on the floor was like batting in the shade.
by oneflipflop January 16, 2009
Get the Batting in the shademug. Johnny was being a brat in school, so his teacher gave him a case of bat ass with her ass bat paddle.
by Haldee March 19, 2017
Get the bat assmug. or bat switch. term used to describe a male who masturbates with the opposite hand in which they write with.
ie: right handed male who masturbates with his left hand or a left handed male who "bats" right.
ie: right handed male who masturbates with his left hand or a left handed male who "bats" right.
by Disaster squad April 3, 2006
Get the switch batmug.