October 13

Nation Kiss your boyfriend

Hey it’s October 13 go kiss him already

by Nickboi9990 October 12, 2021

NOVEMBER 13

The day to remember.

The death of Unus Annual, and the birth of a new movement.

Live your life to the fullest.

Momento Mori

"hey remember Unus Annual?"

"Yea, why?"

"Today's November 13th, there death day"

"Oh, I see, another year has passed. Momento mori"

by momo_rose November 14, 2020

13 and 16

Absolutely f*cking illegal.

I personally find it okay for a 13 and 15, and 14 and 16.. but 13 and 16? You got to be F*CKING kidding me.

Friend: Yo I datin a girl.

Friend 2: How old is she?

Friend: She's 13!

Friend 2: Aren't you 16? THATS A CASE MY GUY

Friend: Sh*t, not my fault shes so hot

So it's illegal for a 13 and 16 year old to date.

by facts81 October 16, 2021

jan 13

most amazing people are born on this day.
like omg marry me pleasepleaseplease ur so fine omfg

like hey :) HEY :)

bro she was born on Jan 13? SHE FINE ASF AND WIFEY MATERIAL

by luvlyspinalcord November 21, 2021

Jan 13

the day to slap anyone named Yaletzy

you: *slaps*

Yaletzy: BRUH- oh nvm it’s Jan 13

by ahjadkdjdjfhfjfhd January 13, 2021

October 13

The day a short person was born, if you were born on October 13th, you are 100% short no questions asked. You probably get called short by all your friends and you don't care because you have been called short at least 500 times already.

Person 1: Hey did you know today is October 13th?
Person 2: Wait... That means its y/n's birthday!
Person 1: Wait! You mean the one that's shorter than a dwarf!?
Person 2: Yup... Thats the one alright...

by Oblivious123456543212345 April 24, 2022

July 13

July 13th is overs day! But if your lonely I'm so sorry 😂

Random girl: hey babe it's July 13 so it's lovers day!
Random boy: oh cool good thing we're dating!

by _.TheApple._ July 13, 2021