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Bat.

a BIG marijuana joint. Spark. Fire; as in light the joint.
Crank up your speakers, sit back and spark a bat.
by vajhra March 20, 2011
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Tid-Bat

when someone is just trying to say tad-bit but messes up the vowels.
Ethan said, "I'm a tid-bat pissed right now." Then Ashley laughs, "It's a tad-bit, not a tid-bat."
by sugar pie honey bunch April 25, 2009
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Batting Merrins

Australian slang saying for when someone is dating a person who is a significantly higher catch than themselves.w

The saying is a variation on the term "Batting Overs" which literally means you're batting above your average, but colloquially refers the above dating reference. It originated as a comment on former Rugby League player Trent Merrin during the time he was dating/engaged to professional surfer Sally Fitzgibbons.
Guy 1 "Have you seen his new girlfriend? She's so much better looking than he is"
Guy 2 "Yeah, he's definitely batting Merrins"
by JimmyTI May 16, 2023
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switch bat

or bat switch. term used to describe a male who masturbates with the opposite hand in which they write with.
ie: right handed male who masturbates with his left hand or a left handed male who "bats" right.
I switch bat.
Did you know Jack switch bats?
Its easier to bat switch.
Wow, he bats switch?
by Disaster squad April 3, 2006
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Batting in the shade

To be disoriented. Term is derived from baseball, when shadows covering the field make it difficult for batters to gauge the speed of pitches.
My friend was totally batting in the shade when he was trying to order a drink after he spilled the last one all over the bartender.

When I woke up in that guy's bed, trying to find my clothes on the floor was like batting in the shade.
by oneflipflop January 16, 2009
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healthy-bat

"i only know good words...

...healthy-bat," -TommyInnit
by N3MOWEN December 8, 2020
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Wang bat

A big ass flying insect also known as a mosquito hawk but in Texas they're like 16 foot long and carry small children around.
Did you see that big ass wang bat just fly by damn you're not be down and grab those Charlie's little son.
by Gt420tx July 29, 2018
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