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Fuck Boy

A.K.A being a Hirbod (verb) - To be a Hirbod/Fuck Boy - the act of being a pagan can be a similar description - the state of being a cunt to a fellow friend or acquaintance by degrading them in a sarcastic tone or manner - or by making fun of them - an act of bullying
"Oi allow it man, stop being a Hirbod, that's bare deep"

"Why you gonna be a fuck boy for?" " WHAT?! don't call me a Hirbod, that's bare deep"
by Nerokidz March 28, 2016
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Fuck Boy

So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.

The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.
*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*

"Who's the Fuck Boy?
by The River Walker February 16, 2021
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Fuck boy

Some boy who is weak to pussy.
And he is a fuckin idiot
And he is going to destroy your life
Emma: He is so beautiful, I love him.
Julia: NO!!! He is a FUCK BOY, don't do this
by effyfromnowhere June 17, 2017
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Fuck boy

A person who is a complete pussy. They are weak both mentally and physically and never do anything. They are generally hostile to most, acting toxic to so called friends. Essentially a weak ass pussy that acts like they're the shit even tho the'd get shit on by everyone.
Look at that fuck boy, he can't bench the bar.
by jc_the_real_man March 31, 2015
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Fuck boi

A guy typically between the ages of 13-18 that simps for girls on Tok Tok, knows he is considered cute by most and uses it to his advantage.

Rubs his hands together, Does the "Ahaha" thing, bites his lip and tongue for no reason all the time.
Man, Wyatt is such a Fuck boi. All he does is comment of Charli D'Amelio's Tik Tok's. SMH

Lil Huddy is a Fuck boi
by LilHuddysBabyMoma April 15, 2020
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Fuck boy

A person who throws his colleagues under the bus to gain a spot on a job. Usually has long hair on top parted to the side. Likes to read alot. Has not been in a long relationship.
Hey Gordon that Sketchy guy Alex looks like a fuck boy
by ducky198 October 30, 2017
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