Monkey Sling

A sexual position in which the female is getting pounded doggy style, whilst the male grabs the tits, and the female tickles the mans ball whilst french kissing.
doggy style whilst you cup her breasts and she cups your balls also know as monkey slinging
by Bowman, Ivers, Taylor January 29, 2012
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German Monkey Contraption

suspenders or any contraption to hold up the pants.
Hitler: I like the juice.
Rachel: thanks, their German Monkey Contraptions
by TwoFlamingFlamingos May 16, 2018
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Wire Monkey

Blue collar slang for a MIG welder. In other terms the gayest welder and welding process.
Look at that wire monkey he ain't no welder.
by Diabetic_Bussy_Bandit September 21, 2023
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Monkey Farts

Sounds like a horrible smell but it's actually a smell similar to the combination of a rain forest and pineapple field. Instead of thinking of a negative person, you think of someone like a hippy-spiritual and at peace. Or could it be they're a wolf wearing a sheep's clothing and smelling like monkey farts?
When I walked into the room a strong smell of monkey farts hit me in the face, coming from a very strange person trying too hard to get my attention.
by Mary Mooner August 18, 2019
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murder her monkey

When a female has a very plump, juicy vagina also know as a monkey, and you want to fuck it also know as murder it.
I'm going to go murder her monkey later.
by Mossyoakqueen85 February 09, 2021
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monkey-bibble

a light term to use in a state of crisis, such as a train about to blow-up while you are still on it
"Oh, monkey-bibble! We gotta' get off this train!"
by Eddy October 19, 2003
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Monkey aquarium

A Discord Server with a bunch of gay people in it, usually harassing you for having a green leaf. Dedicated to Fakewoken 3
Monkey aquarium is so ass
by qerxx August 31, 2023
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