the cat

the most useless thing that eats up your money. the only use or the creature is memes

you're a cat person? (what that means is that your a homeless nobody living on the streets with 49 cats in a singular cardboard box while the cats eat up the only food you can manage to find dumpster diving and have no life)

by SnowyCat1412 January 15, 2025

David the cat

David the cat is a noble and dignified feline. He will cut you if you look at him the wrong way. He will entice you with his belly fluff, but don’t fall for it, because it is a trap. The moment you touch that soft velveteen belly, for he will sink his teeth into you and then hiss and run away. David, the cat really appears to like people he has never met before until they reciprocate his affection, and then he will bite. The one exception to this is if you are sitting on the couch, especially if you were wearing black. There’s nothing he likes more than to cover people at wearing black with his shed fur. If you’re on the couch and he sits on you, he is far less likely to bite you. If you haven’t already guessed this David, the cat is in fact, an orange cat.

I got a cat and I named him David. We call him David the cat.

by Kajaway January 24, 2025

To Much Cats

When something, someone or a place is to much in the moment and overwhelming.

The lines at the grocery store was "to much cats".

Did you hear how crazy Betty got at the club last friday? Ya she was "to much cats!!

by Amp01 January 28, 2025

Cat Scratch Fever

When you insert your penis into a cat and grab its tail and pull to make the grip tighter but then the cat scratches your Gooch from underneath

I was so deep in that feline but then it gave me some Cat Scratch Fever

by DumbNFat February 3, 2025

Slime Cat

one of the worst brainrot youtubers ever. literally 95% of this channel contains NSFW content. this channel literally contains inappropriate thumbnails of poppy playtime chapter 1-3, garten of banban, the amazing digital circus, fnaf, rainbow friends roblox. their latest videos are mostly sprunki.

10 year old: BRO WTF ARE THESE THUMBNAILS?!!!
13 year old: bro those thumbnails come from slime cat, i hate that youtuber, literally an nsfw brainrot kids channel.
11 year old: i agree, i roasted one of his/her videos using capcut.

by The roblox maxwell cat :) February 5, 2025

Cactus Cat Syndrome

Cactus Cat Syndrome (CCS)
Cactus Cat Syndrome is a condition that affects women, primarily those in their reproductive years, characterized by persistent vaginal dryness and discomfort. The name *Cactus Cat* is inspired by the sensation of dryness and irritation, likening it to the feeling of touching a dry cactus.
Symptoms:
Severe Vaginal Dryness:
The primary symptom of Cactus Cat Syndrome is an ongoing, severe dryness in the vaginal area, often accompanied by a feeling of tightness or roughness.
Painful Intercourse (Dyspareunia):
Women with CCS may experience significant discomfort or pain during sexual activity due to insufficient natural lubrication.
Itching and Burning:
Some individuals report a mild to moderate burning or itching sensation in the vaginal area, especially after prolonged periods of sitting or physical activity.
Irritation and Redness:
The vaginal tissues may appear inflamed or slightly red, often due to the friction caused by dryness.
Urinary Tract Sensitivity:
In some cases, CCS may also cause sensitivity during urination, making it feel like the urinary tract is dry or irritated.

My girl makes me itch she might have Cactus Cat Syndrome

by Dr.Z1 February 5, 2025

Tsohg Cat

APPA! THE CAT THAT DDOSSED TSOHG! APPA IS BARE CHEESED!

Tsohg Cat, APPA: "I am Bare Cheesed rn" Appa

by BareCheese February 8, 2025