Opposite of Midas Touch where everything someone touches turns into gold or makes something creative. Nigga Touch is when everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit.
Nigga: "Aye cuz, I need to borrow your lawnmower!"
Normal Human Being: "Ok, here you go."
2 hours later...
Nigga: "Aye cuz, here's your lawnmower cuz!"
Normal Human Being: "Wait it's destroyed! What happened to it!?!?"
Nigga: "Sheeeeeiiiitt, I don't know!? I just put my hands on it and it just blew up to smithereens.
Normal Human Being: "Oh I see... You got that Nigga Touch!"
Nigga: "Nigga Touch!?!?"
Normal Human Being: "Yeah! Where everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit!"
Normal Human Being: "Ok, here you go."
2 hours later...
Nigga: "Aye cuz, here's your lawnmower cuz!"
Normal Human Being: "Wait it's destroyed! What happened to it!?!?"
Nigga: "Sheeeeeiiiitt, I don't know!? I just put my hands on it and it just blew up to smithereens.
Normal Human Being: "Oh I see... You got that Nigga Touch!"
Nigga: "Nigga Touch!?!?"
Normal Human Being: "Yeah! Where everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit!"
by MangoMelon August 09, 2021
by TJM.rlwrld November 24, 2023
In this sentence 'metro-boomin' has been projected as you, and you always want more; racks of millions, good vibes and more
by dhrrroo January 24, 2024
by coolguygodre55 September 18, 2020
by far the most godliest nigga on earth of which their godlyness is so astronomically past anything else's
wields a 28 incher and is the most respected edater/packer/rphacker on Discord.com.
wields a 28 incher and is the most respected edater/packer/rphacker on Discord.com.
godly nigga.
by coolguygodre55 September 18, 2020
Dead nigga booty is a phrase meant for something for real. It's just like saying "on god that guy was bugging".
by HexxinXen August 17, 2023