go back to your cave

(originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus)

a nicer (or more offensive depending on the situation) of telling someone "please don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job

Carl: (in an angry voice): please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet. Not my fault I am not getting any interviews. (In a pleasant, and less angry voice): Besides, sweetie, I am sorry I got angry at you, I came back from the gym and need to take a shower

by Sexydimma April 28, 2013

go eat rocks

(offensive) what you say to someone who is not only very politically opinionated, and not afraid to speak their mind when it comes to politics, but also arrogantly proud of being politically incorrect as well.

son: (starts waving US Confederate flag around the room): I think we should impeach President Barak Obama; he is not doing anything meaningful concerning illegal immigration. I think we should elect either John McCain or Joe Arpaio.

father: are you nuts? since when re you so politically opinionated? I think it's your mother's upbringing. she's the one whose supposed to be politically opinionated, not you. Now, as your father, i am ordering you to either kiss the Don's ring or die. I am ordering you to stop waving that US Confederate flag, to go eat rocks, and then off to your room to do your homework Got that?

son: yes, dad. but i am entitled to my political opinion, even if I am politically incorrect

by Sexydimma May 7, 2013

going westboro

When you state a fundamental christian fact that sounds like mumbo jumbo in the eyes of atheists. It makes you sound like a back woods, idiotic crazy person, even though you are trying to get a simple christian point across.

Me: I don't think we are capable of seeing the bigger picture of God.
Alchemist: Dude, you going westboro on me bro?

by funtimepizza May 15, 2013

let us go lower

before you deny this. i took over an hour to create it and it is actually not that bad of a a game

let's go lower
a game played within a boy and girl.

girl wears a blind fold

she then puts her hand on the boys shoulder

the boy then says higher or lower

this will determine the direction of the way the girl slides her hand.

depending on the age there is a time limit

if the boy gets a boner then the girl wins the game

if the boy doesnt get the girls hand lower then his waist he loses the game

if the girl doesnt do what the guy says then the boy wins.

" suzy put on this blind fold and lets play "let us go lower"

by liveing 4n erver May 29, 2013

go righty

When a left handed person is forced to masturbate with his right hand

Joe: What happened to your wrist?

Mike: I sprained it at the gym. I've gotta go righty for the next two weeks.

Joe: That sucks.

by 2014_chiguy June 5, 2013

go bandit

to aggressively lose it whilst drunk, usually in an irrational rant aimed at your best friends before going down swinging punches. Any display of drunken 'Drama' prior to collapsing into a comatose state.

After ten Jägerbombs Dave seemed fine but then he suddenly decided to "go bandit" on Mary because she dared to buy him another drink. It was ok though, he just passed out trying to find the toilets.

by Billy Us January 22, 2014

going to market

During sexual intercourse, inserting your big toe into your partner's rear entryway.

I tried going to market, but she kicked me out of bed - didn't even give me a kleenex to clean up after.

by thePooplord February 15, 2014