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Fart knocker

One who obliterates doors via the release of unethical waste from the rectum in one fell swoop, delaminating all in it's path.
He fart knockered the neighbors door down and molested his dog.
by Gabriel Gillard March 17, 2023
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Guinness fart

A Guinness Fart is almost the exact opposite to a genuine fart , and can catch you out after you have consumed a commendable volume of the lovely black liquid .
Having been lulled into a very false sense of safety and security by your own anus , you place your trust in it to release nothing but wind, but horror of horrors , it’s played a very cruel trick on you and will shoot out warm, black , stinking sticky bum treacle of a slightly thicker viscosity than what went in only a few hours beforehand . At this point and usually in the most inconvenient of locations, you have become a victim of a Guinness Fart
I’d only had 9 pints of Dublins finest and whilst walking home I trusted my sphincter to emit some gas which I thought had backed up inside my poop chute . How wrong I was, when the bastard sphincter tricked me with. Guinness Fart and deposited about 4 lbs of BumMolasses directly into my kex . To make matters worse , by the time I’d walked the rest of my journey , the dollop had went cold
by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023
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SHMOG FART

A super loud fart that goes toot toot and is very wet and juicy
Person 1:flllarppppp always amn
Person 2:dude that was a loud shmog fart.
by Heuchdj May 18, 2021
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bart farts his class to a punishment

Fart makes a rude bart so he is told offf!

bart farts his class to a punishment
by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023
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UrBan Fart

The act of Farting on a Memecoin Trader
I was trading last night and my girl pulled a UrBan Fart on my face.
by Urban Fart Dev June 18, 2025
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Fart asshole

When u cum but no cum comes out
Me:Shit i just cumed but no cum came out
My homie: bro u just fart assholed
by Ugly ah mf January 16, 2022
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Hovercraft-Fart

The circumstance where one farts so long and hard they float on a cloud of fart gas. This is mostly achieved in a leather chair or other non-porous surface.
I ate so much re-fried beans I've been hovercraft-farting all day.
by The OG Dumptruck June 18, 2025
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