by urbanone101 January 29, 2016
When you're spitting game at a bar or club and about to seal the deal and their best friend comes out of nowhere crying about some bullshit and they force them both to leave to "talk" (in 99.9% of cases this only happens to guys) and now you've wasted the whole night and you're only choices are whale hunting or going home alone
Chad: Yo you f*ck that ten from the bar last night?
Brad: nah I got friend swooped ended up getting my Captain Ahab on... Landed a white whale ots sad but better than being alone
Brad: nah I got friend swooped ended up getting my Captain Ahab on... Landed a white whale ots sad but better than being alone
by The walking liability March 22, 2024
The act of creating a friendship to ship an old friend with your new one; or to get two new people together.
Growing close to someone in an attempt to get them to interact with a friend.
Growing close to someone in an attempt to get them to interact with a friend.
1. Damn, John was zone friending both Jawn and Jella? He tryna be cupid or something?
2. Oh shit, Anjella was definitely zone friending me for Gohn. I barely know the guy tho!
2. Oh shit, Anjella was definitely zone friending me for Gohn. I barely know the guy tho!
by imbesmerser December 28, 2023
If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds
ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.
by Ludwig_Doom August 04, 2021
friend genetics is basically when you like someone really badly but that person only sees you as a friend which makes you feel like you will only be just a friend to anyone and it makes you have several panic attacks daily and you want to die.
Person 1: “Dude, y’know that girl you like?”
Person 2: “Yeah. What about her?”
Person 1: *smh* “I saw her making out with someone else in the halls. I guess you just got those friend genetics.”
Person 2: “Aw…shit. Well, I’m going to go cut myself and have a panic attack until i found someone else to obsess over.”
Person 2: “Yeah. What about her?”
Person 1: *smh* “I saw her making out with someone else in the halls. I guess you just got those friend genetics.”
Person 2: “Aw…shit. Well, I’m going to go cut myself and have a panic attack until i found someone else to obsess over.”
by Arminkshipper October 15, 2024
An online friend that reminds you what page you’re on and how to move forward in the story without getting lost within 1 chapter forever
Georgia : “He’s my bookmark friend.”
Amber : “ Does it have to do with his name?”
Georgia : “No that was accidentally but it’s funny.”
Amber : “ Does it have to do with his name?”
Georgia : “No that was accidentally but it’s funny.”
by SkrætáteOfficialGP August 10, 2021