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Checkmate Pastor Lee

1. "Showtime everybody."
2. Phrase to alarm or ask people carrying out cringe acts "what the fuck are you doing bwuh?"
3. Phrase invented after that guy who is notorious for being helium loud
Zer0ChiLLs: stalling and stalling and stalling

Opponent be like... Checkmate Pastor Lee. Why the fuck do you have to be a karen? Galit ka ba Ruthless Allen?

Zer0ChiLLs: "You are dogshit trash. Fuck you. Fuck you. Lucky ass piece of shit. I reported you for cheating you fucking bitch. Clown. Horrible connection over here. Shut the fuck up you little fucking douche. Faggot. I reported you to Pastor Lee you stupid cock. He will destroy your ass with his helium voice powers."
Opponent: "Whatever you suck"
by swisscheese222 November 12, 2022
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Morning pastry

One who has an uncircumcised penis that came the night before were the cum is trapped in the foreskin and then the next morning when you peel it back You have a delicious morning pastry
by Otter91 November 20, 2022
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morning pastry

One who has an a small uncircumcised penis, and who’s ejaculate stays trapped. Ware for the next morning when peeled back has left a layer of man icing for his partner.
Sally woke to enjoy a bit of early morning meat, only to find a delicious “morning pastry” left from the night before which she had to work for previously from Otter.
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Bach pass

A simple pass to somebody who does something incredible and scores. The passer of the ball then takes credit for the goal.
“He’s taking credit for that assist? That was such a Bach pass.”
by JaIsOnYa November 28, 2022
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FUCKING PASSWORD

when yo password dont work and you get mad
I CANT REMEMBER THIS FUCKING PASSWORD *flipos table*
by o god yuiy December 1, 2022
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El Paso Hello

Being woken up abruptly by a sharp punch to the dick.
Dalton was rudely awoken by an El Paso Hello.
by Frenchy55 December 14, 2022
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Homework Pass

Teacher: "you have to read pages 40 to 120:
Me :Pulls out a homework pass

Teacher: 🤦
by A Average December 16, 2022
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