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Your mom

Your mom is who I am fucking every night so watch out because u will have a child in nine months
by James 12345678910111213141516 September 15, 2023
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Mom

by anonymous November 24, 2020
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Your mom

A common joke defining the communist who lives in every childs home (unless your adopted.)
She normaly is considered fat, ugly, or stupid in such jokes.
Guy 1: Yo how long until we go home?
Guy 2: Your Mom!
(It doesnt make sense.)
by HeyVsause February 20, 2019
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My mom

A motherly figure that is belonging to me.
by HalalMeat5000 August 2, 2022
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Ur Mom

is hot
Under the sheets unda the sheets me and ur mother making your brother
Ur mom
by raethegae December 7, 2021
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MOM

MOM!!

A woman that does a lot for her family, works everyday with a monthly day off (sometimes), takes care of her children, even takes care of her husband. She will do anything for her family, she will even word 2 maybe 3 or more jobs if she has to. She even usually buys you things that you want even if you don’t deserve or need them. Her love is unconditional even when she is mad at you she still loves you and you should never forget that. Never take your mother for granted because one day she’s gonna be gone and your never going to know when. It could be tomorrow, in a couple of days, in a couple of weeks, years, it could even be today. The point is your mother loves you and you should love and appreciate her to because she could be gone any day. She might already be gonna and I am sorry if that is the case but just know she is still with you in your heart and memories and she is watching you from heaven and she still loves you even if she is or isn’t here. So please if your reading this it will only take a couple of minutes to stop what your doing and go tell your mom that you love her, text her, or call her and tell her.
I Love You Mom.
by Ava <3 October 12, 2022
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Mom clone

I called ms smith My mom yesterday she’s such a mom clone
by Cock handle November 19, 2020
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