double-header date

Date wants head at his place, then wants you to head home straight away without pleasure reciprocating.

Dave wanted me to go to his place last night for night cuddles, but it turned out to be a double-header when his roommate came home early. Dave is a double-header date.

by CushlaB March 22, 2025

soft double

The act of staffing two shifts in one day, when one shift is significantly shorter than the other.

Milkbird: "Hey can you work a double?"
Vince: "Only if its a soft double BAYBAYYY!"

by ThesecretBG September 24, 2016

double donkers

when a girl has massive i mean humoungus tiddies

yo look at stacy she got massive tiddies
nah she got em double donkers my guy

by baenis July 7, 2023

Double Standard

When someone treats someone well but treats another poorly, even though it's the same exact thing.

He raped me (female speaking) OMG CALL THE POLICE HE NEEDS TO BE SENT TO JAIL
She raped me (male speaking) OMG WHAT A PUSSY, HOW COULD YOU BE RAPED BY A GIRL, WHAT A LOSER.
That is a double standard.

by CommanderPoo555 March 17, 2022

Double Surprise

Surprising your girlfriend to a romantic dinner and when you get back sticking your dick in her as a surprise.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a double surprise. She did not expect to get the D after the Horror movie date.

by Zyprexa January 5, 2022

Double dipping

While having sex with a woman your penis goes in her vagina and ass . Dip it a couple times here then dip a couple times there.

Dang bro me girl let me double dip last night! It was awesome! Double dipping is dip both holes simotaniasly during sex.

by anonymous July 5, 2022

double-binning

When creating a histogram, the practice of choosing less bins than you have distinct values, thus "double-binning" (at least) two distinct values into a single bin.

S: "Man, this histogram looks odd. Why is there a spike at either end?"
M: "Are you double-binning?"
S: "Ahhhhhhhh"

by BinnyMcBinface June 9, 2021