monkey claw pocket

The little pocket on a pair of jeans, where you can only use one finger reach in to on a pair of jeans

Where did you put the pill at? its in my monkey claw pocket, good luck getting it out of there !

by Lil Bear,Papa Bear February 1, 2023

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Space monkey

When you make yourself pass out by breathing in and out excessively (hyperventilating) and then blow on your thumb as hard as you can so that you look like a monkey and then have someone press on your neck on both sides of your blood vessels until you pass out.

Dude have you ever tried to space monkey?
Yeah bro it knocked me out!

by Clinered July 23, 2022

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Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy

yo: i love my newport monkey i use it everyday
gurt: not very cool man

by kathred May 27, 2025

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Monkey News

A cult classic radio/podcast feature on "The Ricky Gervais Show", in which Karl Pilkington tells Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant a ludicrous story about some monkey(s), which is always equally retarded and hilarious.

"Ooh, CHIMPFANCY THAT it's monkey news ya fuckigrrrcnt..."

"He drove to Spain"

"DON'T TALK SHIT"

by hans_chavez June 5, 2024

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