New to the planet?

Sarcastically questioning someone who absolutely has no clue about what's going on in the world and verifies it by talking.

Person 1: Did you get a Covid shot?
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?

Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.

by BillyVito October 4, 2021

william new middle school

the students are called new middle fingers...? very weird nickname. they're only called this bc the paca rats had to find out a nickname to call the rest of their class. surprisingly theres a good percent of ghetto kids in this school, but for the most part they're all good kids. there is so much drama in this school, even though they're 12-13, they take it very seriously and act like its life threatening or life changing situations. there is some pretty good athletes that come from here.

kid; what school do you go to?
kid 2; i go to william paca wbu?
kid; ew u paca rat. anyway, i go to william new middle school
kid 2; you shouldn't be talking, you're a new middle finger. loser

by jerraldthejanitor February 4, 2022

New jean Srupda

New jean srupda 뉴진스럽다

: A recent slang used in Korea nowadays
: Meaning something is selfish and petty.

A: I'll use youtube for the team project.

B: Nope. You can't. Only I'm going to use it!

A: Ho that's New jean srupda

by 연화 June 23, 2024

New Mexico United

1. The closest thing Albuquerque will ever get to an NFL team.

2. A pretty good DII soccer team in New Mexico that everyone loves even if they don't follow soccer.

3. The best damn thing to happen in this crazy ass state.

Person 1: "Hey did you catch the New Mexico United game last night?".

Person 2: "Yeah dude, it was pretty awesome! They beat Phoenix 3 to 1!".

by LaxMan420 April 16, 2022

the new garlic bread

The latest most fashionable thing of the moment

Your new shoes are really stylish
Yes they are the new garlic bread!

by Bumpkinsmithe December 20, 2016

Orange is the new Black

A show that only lesbians and straight men with a lesbian fetish watch.

Example 1-

Lesbian Woman: Hey you should watch Orange is the New Black
Straight Woman: No isn’t that show for lesbians

Example 2-

Man: Hey dude do you watch Orange is the New Black
Man #2: Hell yeah those lesbians looking too hot.

by yanipoo1004 December 8, 2020

New York Yanker

A group of New Yorkers go out and buy a dollar slice for every member of the group. They then get in a circle and start violently masturbating using the pizza as a fleshlight. The last one to finish has to drink the gallon jug of previously gathered rhinoceros semen and eat all of the pizza.

"Did you get the rhino cum?" "Alright! Lets go hit the New York Yanker!"

by newyorker51 October 12, 2023