The Dirty Patrick

When a transvestite bends over to indicate it is ready to mate. The transvestite then lowers its pants and under garments to reveal a morphed mussy and anus to reveal a purple butthole.

Slash has The Dirty Patrick

by bham69420 January 4, 2023

dirty kallum

What you do after gaming for twelve hours on Warcrsft staight then finish off by having head proceeded by a threesome a strap on woman and a sub goth girl. What a dirty Kallum way to finish the day.

"I can't believe dodgy Jim did a Dirty Kallum the other night. What a strange guy."

by Zarathena March 29, 2021

Dirty Ted

When you fuck someone then hack them to bits in your Volkswagen Beetle

Man he really pulled a Dirty Ted! Hope he gets 10 life sentences.

by Nasty Ginger June 7, 2022

Dirty Melisa

When you’re so deep in her anal hole that she defecates all over your schlong and you pull out shove it in her mouth and yell out “hi ho silver, yummy bummy in your tummy”

That Dirty Melisa tasted like last night’s chunky bolognese it made me crave spaghetti again

by Itsrealcaussisaidso April 7, 2023

dirty hammock

An uncanny woman's vaginal area especially if it's flappy. One in which you go in and come out dirtier than you went in.

I went down on this girls dirty hammock and felt like I was eating used hockey equipment.

by BUSTABYMZ October 3, 2017

dirty mush

When one places a whole chickpea into the anal cavity and their significant other tries to retrieve it using his penis but accidentally inserts it, henceforth creating, 'bummus'.

I used to love chickpeas until i saw a dirty mush in action. (She also eats soup with her hands.)

by GRUBPLATE June 27, 2020

Dirty cturn

To shit on a guys penis and then proceed to suck on penis

She gave him Dirty cturn

by The union January 9, 2022