cat

demon spawns that will eat ur hands and feet and god knows wut else when u di

I have a cat and its a demon!!!

by hoie January 26, 2020

Barn Cat

A Woman with three or more children with three or more different fathers.

Felicia is such a barn cat she has three children and they all have different fathers

by DictionaryQueen1234 September 30, 2019

cat

a cute furry little animal that can be in all different shapes or sizes.

hey, do you have a cat?

yeah!

can i stroke it?

sure
!!!!!!!

by beaniebooandcatsarelife March 27, 2022

Cat

I think you know what a cat is.

Oh, hey look, a cat.

by HazardousRatchet November 29, 2023

Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.

There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.

by Sacyrus December 15, 2023

Ass Cat

When you put cream cheese in your ass, let it get moldy, so it grows hair like a Cat, an Ass Cat. 🐈

Yo she hit me with the ass cat and my rod was a rock. .

by Man_ Hattan February 3, 2024

Cat Fever

A person who wants to have a cat because they love cats.

*Avery and Jessie look thru a collection of cute and funny cat memes*
Avery: "omg I WANT A CAT NOW, THEY'RE SO LOVELY"
Jessie: "You now have cat fever"

by Its Hero March 31, 2022