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Lanyard Kid

Normally defined as a Middle/High Schooler who wears one or more lanyards alongside being underdressed or having poor fashion. The lanyards are often decorated and may be accompanied by clothing based on popular gaming franchises.

These kids are typically below average height, have poor hygiene, avoid physical activity and may try to make unwanted sexual advances. They may be hyper-engaged in nerd culture without regard for ones-self and usually say things or behave in a very strange way.
David came into the library and offered to suck my dick. I looked at that lanyard kid in disgust and walked away, hoping not to see him at the Dungeons and Dragons club later.
by MillwoodHighSchool January 20, 2024
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stray kids

the most racist most flop and the group that has the ugliest members also known as stray flops
person 1:omg did you see stray kids begging for people to buy their album

person 2: yea stray flops can go play in traffic
by roastedrose May 27, 2022
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Tall kid

by Tall kids September 20, 2021
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jungle kid

Bruhhhh jungle kid dot com is litocious.”
by JANXLY November 4, 2019
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iPad kid nation

Being the backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices-type kids living within one same nation", this pejorative slang term refers to the country Indonesia — with its population of 270 millions of inhabitants — having the world's highest average screen time, i.e. 7 hours 38 minutes per day as of 2025.
With kids everywhere in Indonesia glued to their screens to play Free Fire or Fortnite, we're undeniably living in an "iPad kid nation"!
by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025
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Kid

Man 1: Hailey is such a Kid.

Everyone Else: Yeppers
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Atlantic shores kid

Someone who is decently cool but fails in social skills because of the lack of normal environmental experiences as a result of not going to a real school.
Don’t talk to that person, that’s an Atlantic shores kid
by LDaddy69 July 4, 2022
mugGet the Atlantic shores kidmug.

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