Hot Air Balloon

A Hot Air Balloon is a sexual act involving two partners. One partner, the "balloon", prepares for the act a day before by eating foods that contain high concentrations of fiber and dairy. For best results, the balloon should avoid defecation until the next day when the Hot Air Balloon is to be performed. When both partners are ready for the Hot Air Balloon, the balloon positions his/her anus directly above the other partner, or the "ballooner". The ballooner opens his/her mouth to take a full load of feces from the balloon. Without swallowing or spilling any of the (most likely very liquid) feces, the ballooner must then blow up the balloon. That is to say, he/she must blow the hot liquidy feces back into the balloon's ass.

1: "Taco Bell tonight?"
2: "Sure, just hold it in so we can Hot Air Balloon, tomorrow!"

by bootthescoot November 10, 2020

It’s hot as a mug in this joint

To say it’s hot.

“Mug” being a shortened version of mother fucker
And “joint” being another word for ‘place’

*Temperature in room: 95 degrees
Damian: *dying* “it’s hot as a mug in this joint”
Everyone else: *sweating* “right!”

by Ceiling.above December 27, 2020

Carolina Hot Pocket

Opening someones sofa sleeper, pooping on it and then putting it back into the sofa position.

I was exhausted and ready for bed. I pulled out the hide a bed and someone had left a Carolina Hot Pocket in it. I closed it back up and slept on the floor. I'm sick of Grandma's pranks.

by Blaqkjak December 30, 2020

jake/single/hot

A character seen in every roleplay game. Essentially a little kid or ODer.

Yo, did you see that "jake/single/hot" over there? He's tryna get some roblox bitches!

by Jake/single/hot January 27, 2021

Hot Cheetos ass

When your ass is burning after taking a shut after eating hella hot Cheetos

Bryan:bro I got hot Cheetos ass

Caden:damn how many hot Cheeto bags did you eat

Bryan:5

by Mommy milkers March 31, 2021

Hot Bald Woman

A woman who looks hot bald or her name is Alicia

Alycia is a Hot Bald Woman

by Thisisryno4 April 3, 2021

Hot Egg Sandwich

The hot egg sandwich is both cunning in the preparation as well as the delivery. The delivery act involves pressing your asshole against ones nose as your balls sit comfortably within the confines of the mouth. Whislt in said position you expel foul,rotten egg smelling flatulence into the nose of the previously mentioned. Now let us learn of the preparation. A 3 week diet of only expired eggs, committing to such an endeavor takes superhuman strength, but when successful all of lifes secrets become obvious.

Brianna said i can sniff like a bloodhound, 3 weeks later i gave her the hot egg sandwich

by Coollikedirk April 4, 2021