Mom

My other man

I'm going to go hang out with my mom!

by Katelynn M Smith March 21, 2023

Ur mom

“Ur mom” is a come back that you can’t come back from.

Person one:” imagine cheating on a test ” person two:”imagine ur mom cheating on your dad”

by Lol, ur grandma March 27, 2023

your mom

pronunciation: yore-mahm
definition: gay

jim: "Oh I wonder who took my lubes last night"
bob: "your mom"
jim: "isn't she gay?"

by hazelnutmei March 29, 2023

Your mom

The thing I do and is very hot.

“What is on you to-do list?”
“Your mom!”

by Charlie at the chocolatefactoy May 30, 2024

mom cringe

A mom or mother figure who continuously makes uncool jokes to make her seem less cool. As in trying to use slang but ends up looking like a uncool biach.

Daughter: Bye, love you mom!
Mom: *Struggles to make a heart with middle finger and pointer finger like a gen z being a millennial
Daughter: Mom you’re so cringe
Mom: *Flips daughter off
Daughter: It doesn’t even feel offensive when you flip me off because it’s coming from you
Daughter: This is the definition of “mom cringe”

by reesiespeecies June 2, 2024

adolescent mom

A mom you want to fuck, that gave birth when she was an adolescent

Yo that dude has a Adolescent mom I wanna fuck

by Nightnigger June 3, 2024

Mom-ala

AHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! I have a better change of actually ending up with Jennifer Lawrence than she does of being president.

Hym "Tip to Mom-ala, stop invoking what they would theoretical do and cite actual statements. I know there are some proposals out regarding federal abortion bans. Cite them. It's better because you know the other side is just going to say 'Well you would theoretically hypothetically do THIS!' At the same time, you're not fucking so I don't care if your child murder privileges get revoked. I shiuld also be allowed to kill kids to negate what someone else has done to me but I don't see you jumping to defend my rights."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2024