small hot black

You: hey can I get a small coffee

Barista: with milk?
You: no, black please
Barista: hot or iced
You: hot
Barista: No problem. One small hot black coming right up

by OGboii onthaCUFF December 8, 2020

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Hot Man Ass

Hot man ass is ass that is hot and is owned particularly from a man. It is not gay, however, to think someone has hot man ass, as it is in fact a very straight thing to think.

Greg: Man, that guy has some hot man ass.
Kerry: That's gay, Greg.
Greg: No it's not! It's hot man ass!

by Homecoming was bad December 22, 2020

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A Hot Air Balloon is a sexual act involving two partners. One partner, the "balloon", prepares for the act a day before by eating foods that contain high concentrations of fiber and dairy. For best results, the balloon should avoid defecation until the next day when the Hot Air Balloon is to be performed. When both partners are ready for the Hot Air Balloon, the balloon positions his/her anus directly above the other partner, or the "ballooner". The ballooner opens his/her mouth to take a full load of feces from the balloon. Without swallowing or spilling any of the (most likely very liquid) feces, the ballooner must then blow up the balloon. That is to say, he/she must blow the hot liquidy feces back into the balloon's ass.

1: "Taco Bell tonight?"
2: "Sure, just hold it in so we can Hot Air Balloon, tomorrow!"

by bootthescoot November 10, 2020

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It’s hot as a mug in this joint

To say it’s hot.

“Mug” being a shortened version of mother fucker
And “joint” being another word for ‘place’

*Temperature in room: 95 degrees
Damian: *dying* “it’s hot as a mug in this joint”
Everyone else: *sweating* “right!”

by Ceiling.above December 27, 2020

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Carolina Hot Pocket

Opening someones sofa sleeper, pooping on it and then putting it back into the sofa position.

I was exhausted and ready for bed. I pulled out the hide a bed and someone had left a Carolina Hot Pocket in it. I closed it back up and slept on the floor. I'm sick of Grandma's pranks.

by Blaqkjak December 30, 2020

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