cum police

The branch of law enforcement responsible for makes verifying the legitimacy of an orgasm.

Babe, you can be honest with me, did you cum? I'm not the cum police, you're not on trial.

by Dixon_Ticonderoga December 17, 2022

Cum worker

A person who's job involves the selling, exchanging, disposal, experimenting, staking, or prepping one's own cum to a bank, p2p client, laboratory, or any other institution who is interested in purchasing genetic materials dispite if or if not the seller's cum specimen is sterilized or fertile.

Similar to how a sex worker sells their body, a cum worker's selling of their products is a pure transactional non romantic job.

Best example is a professional sperm doner.

Yo you hear how John is making 2k usd a month from cumming in a lab jar once a day? He's for sure one hard working cum worker

Hey, you hear how Jane is raking in bank from slinging her spunk on OnlyFans? She's making 200 bucks per load of cum from her simps!

by BigKnotKyle September 26, 2025

Cum Diaries

Johnny Depp and Amber Heards sex tape

Dude, have you seen Cum Diaries? I shot ropes

by Cummealean June 5, 2022

Word' cum

To express a semi over dramatically apathetic expression of gratitude

Person 1: I'm waking up at 3:75pm tomorrow morning so that I can take the car for a walk. Would you like me to pick you up a nice hot iced coffee on my way home?

Person 2: Word' cum

by shredded toe nails July 27, 2023

Cum Slug

A used condom, tied off at the base, often found languishing on beaches, near lay-by's, or in the side streets of most major towns and cities.

Oh my fucking god, I just stepped on a cum slug

by 2dicksnadog April 20, 2024

Cum Hard

its an expression about just doing it like shia Labufman

"dont worry about it man just calm down and cum hard"

by Tiddys October 7, 2020

Cum

Don’t ever use the word “come” in a sentence

Joe: Bro hold on, I’m coming
Mike: Cumming you say 😈😈😈

by 3 inches deep November 24, 2021