Cat Jumped

When CATFISH POLICE beat the shit out of you and then arrest you fucked up after you committed a sex offense or register as a sex offender.

After 22 year old Joe registered as a sex offender for fuckin a 14 year old. He went shopping at the mall and then when he came out he got Cat Jumped.

by Voorhee$ $avage March 31, 2018

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Catting

To squirm and rub yourself or something else while high (on MDMA or GHB usually)

- “where’s Tom? I saw him take that 3rd pill an hour ago and haven’t seen him since”
- “oh he’s probably catting on the couch over there”

by Technomuppet March 31, 2019

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catting

Dipping out on someone that you had made plans with

Friend 1: Hey are you still going to the party with me tonight?
Friend 2: Ah shit sorry i’m catting off on you

by Xoxothatbish April 06, 2023

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Catting

When your partner is constantly laying on you, vying for your attention and affection, like a cat. Avoiding responsibilities by prioritizing leisurely affection.

Stop catting hon, we have to get ready to go! You have this habit of catting, instead of getting ready for bed. Someone’s in a catting mood.

by Drdoodles June 04, 2024

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