Bob the Facebook friend

An kind friend which only 1 person knows him, Aaron Peckham , also me :)

If you are needed for a new friend, Bob shows up

Ali: " i'm really bored, i want new friends from Facebook!"
Jake: "dude, go friend Bob the Facebook friend, stupid."

by pseudonymsism. December 23, 2021

Best friend

2 gay people meet and talk everyday

Best friend

by 82738:&hsjdd December 27, 2021

Friends

Somthing that a middle school boy does not have

girl-We are friends

girl 2 -yeah, but you wouldn't know that

girl3- thats what she said

boy(griffin) - that was my line

by griffensmom December 28, 2021

Make Friends

Somethings you cant/wont do

Billy: "I like to make friends."
Teacher:"wrong"

by Me.is.real December 28, 2021

Friends

You dont need them. Theyll disappoint you.

That one lady:"i dont need friends, they disappoint me."

by Me.is.real December 28, 2021

Chicken friend

Scattered head, fake.

When I make it big I will get rid of all my chicken friends.

by anonymous December 29, 2021

gay best friend

it's not that he's gay, she just treats him like one but is super flirty because she doesn't think anything of it because it's completely platonic for her

"I'm in love with this girl but I think I'm just her gay best friend"

by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022