yes you can

Ok, let’s say someone asks you if they can have a samwich. If you don’t feel like making a samwich for them, just tell them that they can. This will give them a false sense of security for about ten seconds until they realize that you have only let them know that they are capable of having a samwich, and are in fact not going to make them a samwich.

Guy sitting at food table: Hey waiter! Can I have some queso?
Waiter: yes you can
Guy sitting at food table: k thanks
Waiter: *walks off, never to be seen again

Guy sitting at food table: *fucking dies

by The Texan Pennsylvanian November 1, 2021

I love you

These three words can change someone life you have to be careful how you say them and when to say them often this phrase is used in wrong ways and is not used correctly sometimes off course we all have our own ways to love someone but "i love you" is something us human beings should start paying more attention to when we say it.

I will give you my love and support and i will always be there for you because I love you.

by Itzz._.Guadalupe April 8, 2018

Caught you in 4K

The act of catching someone on camera doing something sus/questionable.

Max: Dude I just caught you in 4k staring at none-existent ass
Ben: Dude I fucking did not,

by A random discord call April 29, 2021

take you to the wall

An expression that means you will play hardball with someone or attempt to extract as much out of them as possible. (from the 2009 film Shrink starring Kevin Spacey)

Patrick (Dallas Roberts): "Daisy?"
Daisy, Patrick's assistant who he just fired (Pell James): "Yeah?"
Patrick: "Please listen."
Daisy: "Okay."
Patrick: "When you are a producer, and you wish to hire one of my clients, I'm gonna take you to the wall."
*Pause*
Patrick: "No hard feelings. I am going to take you to the wall."
Daisy: "Okay, yeah, no. Great."

by sky_stones November 15, 2020

You can't app that

When something is too cool, unusual, infrequent, or indescribable - "You can't app that".

Courtesy of the Apple iPhone ads. "<Are you trying to do something?>. There's an app for that".

"Wow, did you see what he just did?"
"Yeah, You can't app that shit".

by ziminos September 28, 2009

Do you Moist?

Moisting your Moist

I was like Do you MOIST? Yeah bro!

by BackWoodsPrincess February 28, 2014

you wouldnt do it

A phrase made popular in the western suburbs of Melbourne, Australia around late 2005-2006. Used push someone into doing something silly, occasionally when they are drunk.

Person 1: "I cant do it boys i just cant"
Person 2: "you wouldnt do it"
person 1 does it.

by Howlin' Pelle Almquist January 5, 2009