Farting

A fart is when some gas forms in your stomach and goes all the way to your bladder and then just POPS out. Sometimes it is noisy and sometimes it is not. Sometimes it is smelly and sometimes it is not. There is a saying, “silent but violent” which means you can’t hear it but it stinks like sh*t. If someone farts, people will often laugh because farting is hilarious. If you fart in front of your crush, they will probably never like you. When you fart in a swimming pool, bubbles will form at the surface and people will know you farted. It may also smell when the bubbles as this is gas popping. It is known that your butt cheeks will ripple when you fart. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT SEARCH THIS UP!!!!!!!!

Man: ewwwww are you farting

Woman: *blushes* no.....
Man: I’m breaking up with you

by littlebum January 10, 2020

Farting

(noun) The smell of a good time.

Stew: Hey! This room smells like farting.

Rick: Sure does. We are having such a great time.

by yak_thrifty March 07, 2023

Farting

A Flatulence Occur The Noises.

Like they said. Bob is Farting While Flo Watching a TV with Him.

by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018

Fart Artist

Flatulist, fartist or professional farter is an entertainer often associated with a specific type of humor, whose routine consists solely or primarily of passing gas in a creative, musical, or amusing manner.

Moonbyul is a fart artist

by So.this.is.it December 18, 2021

Fart Pilled

Being Fart Pilled is basically a middle ground between Blue Pilled and Red Pilled political wise. Meaning not right wing not left wing but middle ground

Guy 1: Hey are you based and red pilled?
Guy2: Na I don’t like either Party I’m based and fart pilled

by 4chanlover July 30, 2021

mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.

Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

Lardy fart

When your fart is so wet and juicy it qualifies as a lardy fart.

Just hit a lardy fart with how juicy it was

by sumsarious the III February 14, 2023