dumbass friend

My dumbass friend is right next to me while writing this a dumbass friend is usually a friend that's an ass and or dumb as hell so 9 times out of 10 you have dumbass friends.

A dumbass friend is a friend that's dumb and or ass.
Me: yo what's popping
Dumbass friend: pp poopoo funny "LAUGH OUT LOUD" so that is a dumbass friend.

by Cumrocket69420 July 16, 2022

dumbass friend

My dumbass friend is right next to me while I'm with this a dumbass friend is a friend who is dumb and or an ass.

Me: you what's poppin

Dumbass friend: pp poopoo funny "LAUGH OUT LOUD"

by Cumrocket69420 July 16, 2022

Friend

Something i dont have.

I really need friends.

by hahafunnybroski July 17, 2022

Girl Best Friend Day!

national girl best friend day is august 1st!

“why are you hanging out with me so much”
“cause it’s national girl best friend day!!”

by dooodoopeepeepoopoo July 21, 2022

Friend

A person who see your WhatsApp and does not ignore it.

Yanky was not a good friend, he saw my status and chose to ignore it.

by Youhavetoknow July 24, 2022

Just friends

1. When someone you like says "we are just friends" basically friendzoning you
2. When 2 people who are obviously dating say they are just dating.

Person: Are you two dating?
Person 2+3: Uhhhh no, we are just friends (IN PERFECT UNISON).
Person: Uh ok

by I<3Chickens July 25, 2022

exclusive just friends

when two people who don’t want a relationship, but still want all the best parts of one, make a pact to remain just friends but exclusively for each other

Boy: “So I can’t hang out with other girls?”

Girl: “No, we aren’t dating but we are exclusive. Call us exclusive just friends”

Boy: “Ah man”

by ButWhatAreWe? July 26, 2022