strawberry short kid

when u eat a girl out when she has her period

i gave your mom a strawberry short kid

by markus da mlf hunter October 26, 2007

national kid kicking day

on the 10th of October, kick the kid u hate the most
yes u can kick ur little sibling

kid: hey-
you: *kicks kid*
kid: OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
you: its national kid kicking day stupid
them: ohhh

by u rlly hate that child dont u? October 7, 2021

Street kid

Those annoying fuckhead teenagers in saint denis

Holy fuck no fucking carez street kid

by Johngle arson September 4, 2025

mha kid

a social reject who bases their life on broccoli and an op teenager with anger issues

hey have you seen that mha kid??
yeah they smell kind of bad

by smells the bells April 20, 2022

kidding

In some circles, it is the act of having sex with baby goats.

Usually in a respectful manner.

"Uh, hey, were you recently having sex with baby goats?"

"Why, yes, I was just kidding."

"I don't really have any hobbies. Just kidding!"

"Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm kidding!"

by Poopel July 5, 2024

The bad kids

The people at work that are always being snitched on and usually don’t get along with the kiss asses.

That’s where they send all of the bad kids.

by SiL3Nt J September 12, 2023

Kid Shield

An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.

It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.

Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:

Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.

Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.

by Blargerrrrrr November 5, 2011