by jake the god August 7, 2023
Get the Jack girando mug.When you create artificial traffic by actively using a bunch of bots or phones in a single vehicle to dissuade other gps users from using the same pathway as you.
Steve: Yo we gotta be in LA in less then 10hrs, lets make like Moses and Jack the Track!
Kenneth: Ok let me just boot up these 50 phones and run google maps to the same spot , No traffic no static.
Kenneth: Ok let me just boot up these 50 phones and run google maps to the same spot , No traffic no static.
by Capuchin for Hire August 11, 2023
Get the Jack the Track mug.A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.
I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle
by DanTheWan August 12, 2023
Get the Depression jack mug.A quasi-religious tract sized similar to a "Tijuana Bible" in comic-book format, tending to the overly lurid and tasteless (hence, unintentionally hilarious) in its desire of "winning hearts and minds to Christ." Named for its creator (1924-2016), who was notorious for refusing interviews and, hence, the subject of much speculation.
by Iludium Phosdex August 13, 2023
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by TheBETA_GANGgang9728 August 14, 2023
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by Demetrius Demarcus Barthomelew August 15, 2023
Get the Jack Munro mug.A rhythm game technique where a key is not released and pressed again, but the hand slightly lifts and immediately places it down.
When playing multiple notes on the same key in rhythm games, it is recommended to practice jacking for a more effective technique.
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