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Double dipped

When your man is f*cking your pu$$y and then starts f*cking your a$$, but then goes back to f*cking your pu$$y, or when your man goes back to the pu$$y when there's some gross a$$ sh*t from your booty.
Hoe I know: "Hey, what happened to "Michael from Tinder"?"

Me: "Oh, that brah got dumped after he double dipped last weekend."
by LoveTheHaterzzzz69 March 6, 2016
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double derfenstein

When two men of germanic descent trip over something at exactly the same time.
Hans and Finn embarrassed themselves at the party when they double derfensteined over a wire.
by boomorangetang July 30, 2009
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Double crusted

to double cross somebody.better prepare to get toasted when you do this.
You've double crusted me for the last time, time to get toasted!
by Baked Bread August 7, 2017
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Double Decker

A Double Decker is the action of one removing the top of a toilet, and proceeding to take the actual fastest shit in the top toilet, and leaving it floating like the fucking Titanic.
Double Decker are usually meant to either torment or assert dominance by defecating inside of the toilet.
My friend always asks to use the bathroom, every-time I say “ Don’t shit in the top of my toilet”.
Then he says “I’m not going to”.

Then he Double Deckers me, and I find it a week later because my bathroom develops the most malevolent smell.
by Djent Bro! April 5, 2022
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double-first cousin-aunt

Daughter of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.
My double-first cousin-aunt is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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Churham Double

In the complex field of Churham Physics, Einstien's theory of General Relativity does not apply uniformly, causing wild swings in predictive values. The phenomenon is caused by a yet unexplained gravitational warp, discovered in late 2021 by amateur scientists in the USA. While the two systems are at odds with one another, there is an accepted conversion formula between systems:

Cu = Su*2

*Cu = Churham Unit
*Su = Standard unit

The Churham Double system has little to no practical use. It is used to convert partial units of work into full units of work without adding extra energy to a system. Calculating the Churham Double is wildly difficult due to gravity fluctuations within the Churham Influence Field (CIF). The CIF is a defined area in space-time, in the vicinity of the geographic area in north-central NC, USA. The CIF oscillates in intensity based on time of year, reaching its zenith in September. Observed CIF intensity is reduced by distance from center at a rate equal to the inverse square law (1/d^2).

CIF intensity affect subjects differently, making the conversion formula impractical outside of theoretical scenarios. The true value of events relies entirely on variables such as time of year, subject succeptability, and, of course, the warp field's affect on standard gravitational forces. Cu units are overwhelmingly higher than Su units - up to double (thus the name). A Churham Double resulting in a value lower than its Su counterpart is a physical impossibility.
Person 1: "I did 900 squats this morning, in 45 minutes!"
Person 2: "Are you counting in Churham Doubles?"
Person 1: "Of course I am, don't be ridiculous."
by dudewad September 13, 2022
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Double dribble

When a player dribbles then stops, dribbles again then stops and dribbles again.
Player 1- hey bill just double dribbled!!
Player 2- yea I know he is going to get a foul!!
Player 1- then he might get fouled out!!
by Friends_star!! January 26, 2020
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