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cum jobber

The (usually) guy who cleans up cum from a variety for professional atmospheres.

EXAMPLE: Out of a gym shower, or the bed/couch/floor/etc of a porn set.
by ThisIsAPodcast October 1, 2017
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duck cum

A word that appears in the mind of a messed up fuckboy 14 year old who's names usually start with w and end in ynter
by Subjebsjsvdhe April 3, 2017
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cum

white liquid that exits the penis during or after seggs
"woah dude dont make me cum" the hot sexy furry said to the tall muscular human
by poopoolaka November 4, 2021
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sink in the cum

The act of sinking in seman typically produced by big black men.
Person 1: "Hey don't sink in the cum!"
Person 2: "Fortnite balls"
by Evannotballs May 17, 2023
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The Throngler and Big Cum

Two of the most legendary crustaceans to ever walk the earth, we mortals did not deserve to stand by as witnesses. Eventually imprisoned and locked away by human greed and gluttony at a local Tops Friendly Market where they were left to rot. However, they were saved by the Spirit of Fishmas, and rescued from their tank. Unfortunately, this wasn't the freedom they expected, as they were immediately forced to fight each other to the death, and ultimately succumbed to death by a boiling pot containing scorching water and lemon butter sauce.
Anthony: "Are you ready to watch The Throngler and Big Cum fight?!"
JD: "Hell yeah I am, I got $20 riding on The Throngler!"
by AFellowMalaysian December 5, 2024
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CUM

CUM Or Cretins Unusualy Masturbate
Is used as an instant conversation stopper
Random Person"so dude as i was sayin-"
Speaker"CUM"
RP"sorry what??"
S"Cum"
RP"umm"
S"CUUUUUUM"
RP"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
by Bigdikattackhelicopter July 27, 2021
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cum cleaver

when the male or female cum on a cleaver and use it as a cum toy as they cut through there vigina/cock
emily used the cum cleaver on herself!
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