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bohemian monkey slave

by NotABohemianMonkeySlave July 8, 2018
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genital monkey

when a man is robbed of hes manhood by his balls being ripped off by a primate
DUDE TYRONE JUST GOT GENITAL MONKEYED
by ryan tracey February 6, 2012
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super saiyan sock monkey

When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy-style position and without letting her know, he cums in a sock and puts it over her head, he the ties her hands and feet up and cuts a hole in the sock to wear her mouth is. Then he will cum on a banana and shove it down her throat while screaming like a chimpanzee going super saiyan.
Girl: Omg he started to super saiyan sock monkey me!

Friend: What does that even mean?

Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!
by uglycrustacean June 11, 2018
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monkey nuts

when someone or something is displeasing or possibly boring.
"man that school rally kinda sucked monkey nuts".
by goofy hippo April 27, 2022
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monkey garp

A slur for old people, usually depicting them as monkeys or less than. Some times even recognized as garp prime.
"That old dude is lame as hell man."
"Yeah he was being a real monkey garp all day."

"I hate hanging with the older side of my family, they all act like garp primes."
by mega man jay eazy January 2, 2024
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Howler monkey

When a bitch you fucking starts howling cause the cock to much to handle and then you shove a hamster in her ass.
This slut was a howler monkey when I was fucking her.
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[monkey plugger]

a person who only fornicates black people
dude my manager is such a monkey plugger he only hits on black chicks
by professor anthony hidalgo August 11, 2008
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