dont lil durk me

When someone pootlyscoots on you

Dont lil durk me bro- jidion

by KsubiSlatt November 13, 2021

fuck me up tbh

They want to frick-frack-paddy-whack-take-off-yo-panties.

Person 1: "fuck me up tbh"

Person 2: "wait you're really down to fuck?"

by DevotedToDestruction January 10, 2017

that makes me have sex

A popular comment on memes. It can be used on almost anything but generally means whatever the comment is on makes that person have sex.

That makes me HAVE SEX

by Darc Matta July 9, 2017

you give me aids

When someone annoys you to the point where you get AIDS.

Alex: Send me pics of the Homework.
Byron: Why didn't you do it?
Alex: Too Lazy.
Byron: You give me AIDS.

by ByronNotBryan January 4, 2016

don't fucking touch me

A greeting you say when entering a room full of relatives over the holidays.

Grandma: "Look!! Connor is here!!"
Connor: " Don't fucking touch me!"

by von groovy June 9, 2019

Let Me Fuck This Cow

metaphorical phrase meaning "i got this!"; a show of independence

Backseat driver: Turn left, you need to turn left, you gonna miss the turn, turn left.

Driver: Bitch! Let me fuck this cow!

by DJizzle313 May 15, 2011

Are you asking me out?

Something random that you say in response to any statement or question thrown at you by another, in an attempt to embarrass that person.

This should be said in a voice loud enough to be heard by others, in order to get the full effect.

Very similar to the famous Billy Madison line "No, I won't make out with you!"

Guy: Hey, can I borrow a piece of paper?
Girl: Are you asking me out?

by K_Lizzle December 1, 2006