Reverse Nut Theorem

Harnessing the power of your semen, you erase all evidence from the absolute power-bombing you gave your significant other by cum-bending all of that chunky nut back into your scrotum.

"Bro I can't let my girl know about my cheating but I don't know how??
"No worries man, I just used the Reverse Nut Theorem. It's completely foolproof."

by Dongerlxrd December 04, 2023

spooky nut december

the three best months in one

It is impossible to complete spooky nut december

by ReetusYeetusFeetus December 10, 2019

Two fingers bust the nut

Two fingers bust the nut is a double espresso with almond milk

If it is ok could I please have two fingers bust the nut? To go please

by Gus Gus Cookie Buster March 17, 2023

nut water

in regards to the 'water' that escapes the 'bottle' on a 'school bus'

no, dont bring anymore nut water to school eric!

by Nut water👅💦 November 16, 2018

nut wad

when you nut in your hand and then ball it up and throw it at someone

DUDE CATCH! ew dude thats a nut wad

by Uncle Al's Trailer Park May 31, 2021

Naughty Nutting

When you get with someone for many months or years without anyone knowing.

John: Nathan I cant believe you got with Fran for so long without telling me.
Nathan: Yes I’ve truly japed you.

John: wow you’ve been naughty nutting me for so long!

by Pin head no.1 February 25, 2020

nut wish

Is when a female puts your nuts in her hand and licks and sucks the magic stick until you nut then when you do she takes the nut and puts it in a jar and sits it in her house somewhere as if they were ashes and calls it her kids then when she wants to get pregnant she fertlizes it

Can you do a nut wish please during sex lady...we gon have to edit that out.

by saysfuck.shit December 13, 2020