A well known saying in the mpgs ops room at diggers that is said all the time describing a certain serviceman.
You jack bastard matt always looking after yourself and not considering anyone else
You jack bastard matt eat all our expensive biscuits and then bring cheap rich tea in
You jack bastard matt let everyone else do all the work and then offee to help after it's all done
You jack bastard matt eat all our expensive biscuits and then bring cheap rich tea in
You jack bastard matt let everyone else do all the work and then offee to help after it's all done
by 5IC August 25, 2017
Get the Jack bastardmug. This is when a person introduces a conversational topic with others only to have a conversational pirate hijack the topic leaving the person marooned on a conversational island. Smoke signaled by, "What were we talking about?" "How did we get on this topic?" or "Oh..." if they even remember said person was talking.
Amy: I really love that song by...
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.
Amy was Captain Jacked.
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.
Amy was Captain Jacked.
by Lovsatellite July 19, 2018
Get the Captain Jackedmug. Jack has a very large willy he’s extremely good at fifa his bumhole is very lovely hes very funny he likes apples and Asda cakes he masterbates to squirrels and shags 10s big up jack
Very big willy you have their jack
by Bigwillyjames January 26, 2019
Get the Jackmug. 
Jack mcann is commonly found around large masses of fresh water, such as the murry river, lake epolock, and other creek systems. Jack mcann has a very low vocabulary consisting of “what c u n t” “ehhh” and other annoying words or murmur's. As an introduced species if you ever see one of these disease ridden jacks crossing the street or stealing juice boxes from your house make sure to exterminate it with no mercy.
by The dictionary him self April 21, 2022
Get the Jack mcannmug. A generally rich guy that often has many girls in his DM’s. Very social. Funny but don’t try hard to be so. Loyal to those that prove themselves to be loyal. Kind and caring when in that mood.
Not to be messed with.
Not to be messed with.
Jack has big bag.
by FinnaGetUrGirl November 22, 2021
Get the Jackmug. "that girl mine forever, I'm jacking her till I die"
"I heard you and Jake got active" "stop jacking that"
"I heard you and Jake got active" "stop jacking that"
by iwannagts February 27, 2024
Get the jackingmug.