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robinhood kid

The kids who took their stimulus checks & invested it instead of just spending it. They might not actually use the Robinhood investing app, but hey— they might!
These Robinhood kids are putting a bunch of money back into the stock market!
by Robinhoodkid December 7, 2020
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Resume kid

One of those (usually upper-middle class white) assholes that only does anything to put on their resume, or to look better for colleges. They join lots of clubs and organizations, but never put any effort into them, or put in the minimum effort to remain a member; they've been out of more groups than you've been a part of, especially groups that look good on paper but don't actually do anything (the kids that start "charities" in high school and write their college app letters on how their trip to Ghana changed their lives are a prime example). They don't actually care about anything other than the nebulous goal of "achievement".
Often a premed.
Alice: Carol just joined the physics club!
Bob: Yeah, but she's just a resume kid, so she'll never actually come to meetings.
by bojanglesshovel January 27, 2019
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Kindle kids

Kindle kids is used when someone with a kindle fire has chatted up kids on there kindle fire, so you call the kids kindle kids as they have been captured by a pedo.
Danny stop chatting up your kindle kids
by Good at ark August 11, 2018
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Kid

A term of endearment, usually used by an older adult referring to a child or young adult.
Young Adult: I'm nervous about starting college this Fall.

Older Adult: Don't worry, kid, you'll do fine.
by BJ Everyday May 19, 2023
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Kid

Calling someone kid is like calling someone mate
by Randomer December 18, 2018
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cerberus kid

1. A child raised to be less of a pussy than the current standards; usually confused with a "bully" despite it only being natural instinct to stomp faces when paired with a wuss.

2. A child with a less common name and unorthodox upbringing.
"That cerberus kid is scary. He wears all black, is wrapped in chains and stomped every member of the school's myspace club."
by Auburok February 22, 2008
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Fuck your kids

You are not my own words. My words didn't bleed off the page and amalgamate into some kind of magic spector. You are doing that and I'm going to murder as many kids as possible if you do not pay both for doing this and the AI to which I contributed (cardinally and substantially)
Hym "And again, fuck your kids. This is why they keep getting fucked like that. That's you. You're a piece of shit and you're harvesting incels as fuel to subsidize your worthless lives. It ain't 'my words' doing that. It's someone who is actively trying to sacrifice SOMEONE ELSE'S KIDS in the name of their own."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2025
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