Cheese Grater To The Face Time

to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.

"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally

"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane

by Charlielove777 <3 November 22, 2011

<.3.4.3.>Anything Cream Cheese, Jelly , Bacon, And Bagel Is A Minimalist's Pizza Party<.3.4.3.>

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<.3.4.3.>Anything Cream Cheese, Jelly , Bacon, And Bagel Is A Minimalist's Pizza Party<.3.4.3.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Cheese Boggle

A Ponce or a pretentious, affected, or effete man.

"You're a Cheese Boggle"

by Shucks77 September 13, 2025

Big Mac With Cheese

The definition of "Big mac with cheese" is a insult also a comparison to a young teenager, Yob or chav because they stand outside mc donalads or jobcenter holding their genitalia talking about their super charged turbo 1.1 fiesta with a big bore exhaust, "ayye I lad " accent, Pure gas so they are "big" Wanna be macs "mac They are pathetic an greasy makes the "cheese"

1. Scum in a tracksuit also know as "big mac with cheese"

2.Criminals waiting for a burger

by Master obi konobi May 22, 2012

String cheese

a delicious stick of cheese that you peel. The pieces you peel off can be so small that they look like string. Therefore, it is called string cheese. What reason would one have to look this up?

Timmy peeled off some of his string cheese to share with Rachel at lunch.

by flowerpipe July 16, 2019

Cheese Pono

Interjection. Variation of "chee pono" mainly used by Millennial and Gen Z/Y/α Hawaiian Island locals to emphasize that you strongly agree or like something, etc.

Used similarly to "hell yeah!" in modern American slang.

Kimo: "Eh bu we go down Waiks and make da kine wit da haoles what?"
Keoki: "Cheese pono brah I going pack da T-shirt canon!"
Kimo: "wait what?"
Keoki: "CHEEEESEPONO!!!!"

by An Angry Turtle June 7, 2022

Lick My Dick Cheese

Mandatory text response to scam messages.

Lick my dick cheese Chinese Communist scum!

by Rev Sharpton July 4, 2025