no mirror no friends

What someone says when they see a person dressed badly or with a bad haircut. They don't have a mirror to see what they look like or a friend to tell them before they leave their house.

Ralph:OMG! Poor girl. No mirror no friends.

Chris:You're right, that outfit is at least 3 sizes too small

by Raphael5 May 23, 2016

Friends

Fake bitches that will leave you sooner or later, dont fuck with em, be with yourself, enjoy yourself in bed of course and yes. Have fun with yourself.

"Wow REALLY nice FRIENDS" REALLY LOVE EM!

by Zyneex September 10, 2018

best-friend-wich

A best-friend-wich is when two best friends get into a threesome together but keep the third party between them to avoid any direct sexual contact.

No Mina and I did not have sex, we did a best-friend-wich with Gary.

by ThatDudeWhoWrites December 5, 2016

That one friend

who does all the work.

Zishen: hey yo guys stoppp

Friends: just watch some memes with us plzzzzz

Zishen *makes sure at least one friend is doing work* yea sure

That one friend: 🤨 seriously guys
*later*
That one friend: *reluctantly puts all of the group's names at the end of the video*
Teacher: alr guys time to present your videos
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyy look it's ours
That one friend: (in mind) oh no I didn't do good enough I needed more time I didn't need those idiots in my group I regret joining their group
Their video: *is good enough to be presented to the entire year*
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyyyyy!
That one friend: Nooooooooo

by Quaxelia May 1, 2023

Lifespan of a gay friend

21 - 22

Lifespan of a gay friend. 21 - 22

by titkok April 24, 2022

Friends

A person that wants you dead and is secretly stalking you and getting paid in your taxes

My friend is over there and he's standing there... MENACINGLY!
That's what friends are for.

by Anonymous User 6942066691113 April 20, 2022

Friend

A blue sheep that ghostbur loved and was blown up by dadza

Ghostbur:where’s friend
Dadza:I don’t know mate

by Mcyt January 6, 2021