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No Nut November

No Nut November is cancled this year due to COVID-19, all men may be doing there deed free of worry this year.
Hey Simon no Nut November is cancled because of that COVID-19.
by Lenis November 1, 2020
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Nut Slap

The act of nutting in your hand and slapping it across your bitches face
Man Kyle last night nut slapped me so hard
by Nutslapyogirl December 17, 2019
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Nut Belt

A person who dosnt now the way and never will (STRANGER THINGS REFERENCE MUCH), an then since you dont now the way, you will die alone
by foxyfortnitegolf024 March 26, 2018
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smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation
Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence
by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020
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Lit as nuts

A saying used to describe someone or something who is fun or just awesome, much like a pair of testicles is. But also very....very sensitive.
"Do you know Elena?"
"Yeah! She's lit as nuts! I heard she kicked Gregory right in his testicles!"
"Ouch! Sucks for him!"
by Royalb101 April 19, 2018
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My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.
"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"
by Ryben79 June 1, 2018
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spinal nut

A spinal nut occurs when your spinal fluid washes your brain of waste toxins.

The waste management system (called the glymphatic system) is a series of tubes that carry fresh fluid into the brain, mix the fresh fluid with the waste-filled fluid that surrounds the brain cells, and then flush the mix out of the brain and into the blood. This occurs primarily during deep sleep.

The action of the spinal fluid leaving the spinal cord is known as a “spinal nut”.
I’m very tired, I’m gonna go to bed and get in a nice spinal nut, tonight.
by Busta Spines October 8, 2022
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